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Photo taken from Chiara Ferragni's Instagram feed, showing the influencer in front of a wall of framed magazine covers

Following Italian influencer Chiara Ferragni

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Rita suffers from paranoid personality disorder:

"Dottoré, my problem is that as soon as I post a picture on Facebook, someone copies me.

I show off my hair after a shatush coloring? The next day my cousin is off to the hairdresser.

I get myself a poodle? My sister buys one for her daughter.

I share a photo of my nails painted orange? A friend buys a shirt in the same exact color.

Everyone is crazy with envy for everything I do, and if I point it out to them, they say I have 'persecutory delusions!'"


Excuse me, signò," I respond. Why does this upset you? You should feel lucky … You’re practically an influencer! Like Chiara Ferragni!

"Influ ... what? N'agge capit. Who is this Ferragni?"

I tell Rita that this beautiful young woman shares everything she does on the Internet: what she eats, what she buys, what she likes. Every single thing. And the millions of people following her copy whatever she does!

"And she’s happy?"

Very happy!

"U Madonna mia, poor thing! This girl is in bad shape! But why don’t you have her as a patient? That way all those silly people who follow her will become patients too! Dottoré, listen to me, this is no influenza ... These people are all crazy, much crazier than me!"

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I have a patient who’s in great distress because of a physical peculiarity of his.

"Gennaro, did you know that in Ancient Greece, heroes, kings and all important men were said to have a small penis? Greeks associated small penises with moderation, one of the indispensable qualities of manhood — and therefore of a warrior. In contrast, a large penis symbolized the inability to manage impulses and act with intelligence and decisiveness. Actually, elderly men were often depicted as having large penises."

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