On The Couch And On The Lam
Our Dottoré looks back on an entertaining session with a witty runaway convict.

"Occupation...?"
- Do you have a job?
- No. I am incarcerated.
- And they let you out to come see me?
- No, I didn’t get permission.
- And you don't think that instead of going to see a psychiatrist, it would have been better to look for a lawyer, for instance?
- There’s nothing a lawyer can do for me.
- And what about me? What can I help you with?
- I am a lifer. I would just like my sentence to be commuted to something lighter.
- OK then, you would like a reduced sentence, for psychiatric reasons. And was it necessary to run away in order to get it?
- That I didn’t seek permission doesn’t mean that I escaped. In fact they are here with me.
- Outside the door?
- No. In this room.
- I don't see anyone.
- Neither do I.
- So they’re in your head?
- Now we’re making progress.
- And so my job is not to convince a jury to acquit you, but to somehow make your punishment lighter.
- Exactly. Finally, we understand each other.
- Very well. Then let’s try to work this out together. But in the meantime, there’s a formality I need to go through. I can’t exactly write Incarcerated under "Occupation," in your file.
- Actually, I would like you to highlight my sentence there.
- OK. How about “Condemned to Forced Thoughts”. How does that sound to you?
- Yes, but don't you write “Awaiting Trial”!
- I would never!
- Good. Let's proceed, then.
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