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Ok, we know our pronunciation of both French and Mandarin is less than perfect…But this is the sort of stuff that gets mashed together at Worldcrunch HQ, where the continents converge, cultures cross and alcohol is not forbidden.

So we hope you like our super-fresh bottle of Bo Xilai Nouveau as it hits the Internet to coincide with this week’s annual Beaujolais Nouveau roll out AND the Chinese Communist Party Congress’ choice of a new leader, who would’ve, should’ve, could’ve been Bo, if not for his belle… Ok, that’s enough. Cheers! Santé!! Ganbei!!!

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