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Not The Real Thing: How Coca-Cola Used The Internet To Try To Steal My Soul

Message in a bottle
Message in a bottle
Jonas Pulver

GENEVA – The other day, someone posted a photo of a Coca-Cola bottle named Jonas on my Facebook wall. I was honored, though I couldn't quite say why: was it because of the object itself, even though until then, I had been mostly annoyed by the new global marketing campaign where Coca-Cola replaced its logo by the most common names carried by the 15-29 year-olds? Or was it just the fact that it came from a very dear friend of mine who had immortalized it from its perch on a supermarket shelf?

But whatever it was, my initial rush of positivity almost made me forget to customize my Facebook privacy settings to make this calorific and sticky bomb-shaped homonym invisible to all.

The online campaign, which enables users to win personalized bottles — which they can then give to their friends or family — perfectly executes the three-stage rule of e-marketing: entering people’s lives through emotions, triggering dialogue via social networks, and guaranteeing emotional response on the next solicitation to buy the product. As a result, the caramel-colored soda has become one of the most "liked" products on Facebook and its sales figures have increased accordingly.

Coca-Cola is not the only one to proceed this way. Are you looking to organize a little party? An Italian vermouth brand offers to perk up the audience for free if you take a photo of all your guests, said vermouth-cocktail in hand, upload the picture onto the social network and tag every single person there. My 18-year-old nephew went to such a party and I had no difficulty having access to the names (and the little drunken faces) of all the guests via his Facebook wall, even though I knew none of them. Santééééééé!

After recalling this experience, that personalized Coke bottle suddenly became less attractive, as if this image of a product bearing my name displayed an unpleasant mirror before my eyes: Am I called Jonas or is it the merchandise?

From bowls to sneakers and cellphones, product personalization as a marketing strategy is nothing new. The difference does not come from the merchandise, but from the consumer: Since the advent of the social web, individuals have never designed their identities as brands — and themselves as products — as much as they do today. More followers, more recognition, more taste, more swag.

So, seeing as we already do all the marketing work on ourselves, brands, the real ones, instead of trying to over-establish themselves on top of this promotional mayhem, let our identities do their work for them, infiltrating our social experiences, our friendships, our egos — slipping deeper into our profiles and exert their power of influence. Whether I bought the Coca-Cola bottle called Jonas or not is not important. What is important is that I thought, for a moment, about letting this picture into the very select collection (and I weigh my words) of my personal digital auto-museography.

My name, a billboard? My self, a marketing tool? What a depressing idea that suddenly made me crave a drink. Hmm, how about a Martini & Coke?

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Italy's Right-Wing Government Turns Up The Heat On 'Gastronationalism'

Rome has been strongly opposed to synthetic foods, insect-based flours and health warnings on alcohol, and aggressive lobbying by Giorgia Meloni's right-wing government against nutritional labeling has prompted accusations in Brussels of "gastronationalism."

Dough is run through a press to make pasta

Creation of home made pasta

Karl De Meyer et Olivier Tosseri

ROME — On March 23, the Italian Minister of Agriculture and Food Sovereignty, Francesco Lollobrigida, announced that Rome would ask UNESCO to recognize Italian cuisine as a piece of intangible cultural heritage.

On March 28, Lollobrigida, who is also Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni's brother-in-law, promised that Italy would ban the production, import and marketing of food made in labs, especially artificial meat — despite the fact that there is still no official request to market it in Europe.

Days later, Italian Eurodeputy Alessandra Mussolini, granddaughter of fascist leader Benito Mussolini and member of the Forza Italia party, which is part of the governing coalition in Rome, caused a sensation in the European Parliament. On the sidelines of the plenary session, Sophia Loren's niece organized a wine tasting, under the slogan "In Vino Veritas," to show her strong opposition (and that of her government) to an Irish proposal to put health warnings on alcohol bottles. At the end of the press conference, around 11am, she showed her determination by drinking from the neck of a bottle of wine, to great applause.

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