Seventy-Two Hours On The Trail Of Gerard Depardieu



PARIS - It’s been an eventful couple of days for French actor Gérard Depardieu. Or is it Belgian actor Gérard Depardieu? Wait, you said Russian?

In case you're having trouble keeping up with Gégé’s moves, here’s a quick overview of what's happened the past three days in the life of the world's favorite super-sized tax-evader.

Taxtérix & Obélix

Depardieu had already come under criticism from his fellow Frenchmen since he announced he was moving to Belgium to duck out on France's 75% tax on the rich -- and was subsequently renouncing his French nationality.

It’s now Russia’s turn to cope with the famous bon vivant’s antics. Over the weekend, Depardieu tried on for size his new Russian passport, which he received the day before thanks to his good friend President Vladimir Putin. The arrival sparked outrage on Russian social media, but also relief on part of French bloggers, who shared the following picture extensively:

Mr. Putin, send us these three jailed activist members of rock band Pussy Riot, we’ll send you these three Gérard Depardieu ; Actress Brigitte Bardot; Singer Mireille Mathieu, all of whom are famous in Russia, and increasingly derided in their native France

On Sunday, the 63-year-old acting legend was greeted by local officials and women dressed in traditional Russian costumes.


Already apparently tired of Russian folklore, Gégé was seen Monday attending the Golden Ball award ceremony in Zurich for the world's best soccer player (Argentina's Lionel Messi) in the company of FIFA boss Sepp Blatter.

Ödül töreni öncesi Sepp Blatter ve Gerard Depardieu

— footbaLLove (@footbaLLove) January 7, 2013

From Comedian To Puppet

Then on Tuesday, French media was eagerly awaiting Depardieu at a French civil courtroom to face a drunk-driving charge after he'd crashed his scooter in November in Paris while driving with three times the legal limit of alcohol in his blood. But the high-rolling Monsieur was a no-show, and according to the French newspaper Le Progrès, the case will now be sent to France’s criminal court.


Apparently, the Golden Globe recipient had a good excuse to miss his date with the French authorities: He’d flown from Switzerland to Montenegro, where he’s preparing for his next role as one of France’s most scandalous figures of late… that of former IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn, France’s Le Point reports.

Well, as they say in France...WTF!

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Iran-Saudi Arabia Rivalry May Be Set To Ease, Or Get Much Worse

The Saudis may be awaiting the outcome of Iran's nuclear talks with the West, to see whether Tehran will moderate its regional policies, or lash out like never before.

Military parade in Tehran, Iran, on Oct. 3


LONDON — The Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesman Saeed Khatibzadeh said earlier this month that Iranian and Saudi negotiators had so far had four rounds of "continuous" talks, though both sides had agreed to keep them private. The talks are to ease fraught relations between Iran's radical Shia regime and the Saudi kingdom, a key Western ally in the Middle East.

Iran's Foreign Minister Hossein Amirabdollahian has said that the talks were going in the right direction, while an Iranian trade official was recently hopeful these might even allow trade opportunities for Iranian businessmen in Saudi Arabia. As the broadcaster France 24 observed separately, it will take more than positive signals to heal a five-year-rift and decades of mutual suspicions.

Agence France-Presse news agency, meanwhile, has cited an unnamed French diplomat as saying that Saudi Arabia wants to end its costly discord with Tehran. The sides may already have agreed to reopen consular offices. For Saudi Arabia, the costs include its war on Iran-backed Houthis rebels fighting an UN-recognized government in next-door Yemen.

The role of the nuclear pact

Bilateral relations were severed in January 2016, after regime militiamen stormed the Saudi embassy in Tehran. Amirabdollahian was then the deputy foreign minister for Arab affairs. In 2019, he told the website Iranian Diplomacy that Saudi Arabia had taken measures vis-a-vis Iran's nuclear pact with the world powers.

It's unlikely Ali Khamenei will tolerate the Saudi kingdom's rising power in the region.

He said "the Saudis' insane conduct toward [the pact] led them to conclude that they must prevent [its implementation] in a peaceful environment ... I think the Saudis are quite deluded, and their delusion consists in thinking that Trump is an opportunity for them to place themselves on the path of conflict with the Islamic Republic while relying on Trump." He meant the administration led by the U.S. President Donald J.Trump, which was hostile to Iran's regime. This, he said, "is not how we view Saudi Arabia. I think Yemen should have been a big lesson for the Saudis."

The minister was effectively admitting the Houthis were the Islamic Republic's tool for getting back at Saudi Arabia.

Yet in the past two years, both sides have taken steps to improve relations, without firm results as yet. Nor is the situation likely to change this time.

Photo of Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei in 2020

Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei in 2020

Riyadh's warming relations with Israel

Iran's former ambassador in Lebanon, Ahmad Dastmalchian, told the ILNA news agency in Tehran that Saudi Arabia is doing Israel's bidding in the region, and has "entrusted its national security, and life and death to Tel Aviv." Riyadh, he said, had been financing a good many "security and political projects in the region," or acting as a "logistical supplier."

The United States, said Dastmalchian, has "in turn tried to provide intelligence and security backing, while Israel has simply followed its own interests in all this."

Furthermore, it seems unlikely Iran's Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei will tolerate, even in this weak period of his leadership, the kingdom's rising power in the region and beyond, and especially its financial clout. He is usually disparaging when he speaks of Riyadh's princely rulers. In 2017, he compared them to "dairy cows," saying, "the idiots think that by giving money and aid, they can attract the goodwill of Islam's enemies."

Iranian regime officials are hopeful of moving toward better diplomatic ties and a reopening of embassies. Yet the balance of power between the sides began to change in Riyadh's favor years ago. For the kingdom's power has shifted from relying mostly on arms, to economic and political clout. The countries might have had peaceful relations before in considerably quieter, and more equitable, conditions than today's acute clash of interests.

If nuclear talks break down, Iran's regime may become more aggressive.

Beyond this, the Abraham Accord or reconciliation of Arab states and Israel has been possible thanks to the green light that the Saudis gave their regional partners, and it is a considerable political and ideological defeat for the Islamic Republic.

Assuming all Houthis follow Tehran's instructions — and they may not — improved ties may curb attacks on Saudi interests and aid its economy. Tehran will also benefit from no longer having to support them. Unlike Iran's regime, the Saudis are not pressed for cash or resources and could even offer the Houthis a better deal. Presently, they may consider it more convenient to keep the softer approach toward Tehran.

For if nuclear talks with the West break down, Iran's regime may become more aggressive, and as experience has shown, tensions often prompt a renewal of missile or drone attacks on the Saudis, on tankers and on foreign shipping. Riyadh must have a way of keeping the Tehran regime quiet, in a distinctly unquiet time.

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