Belgium’s most notable performances at the Eurovision were 13-year-old Sandra Kim’s victory at the 1986 edition, and Urban Trad’s second place in 2003, when they sang in an invented language with lyrics such as “Kenatu narilé, lakenatu narilé. Pasema niamo ture saro, delamaoré.” Beautiful.
This year, 18-year-old Loïc Nottet singer will run for Belgium. He will perform “Rhythm Inside,” a song about “rapppababbing” tonight.
Does it make you want to visit that country? 2.5/10
Was there enough glitter? 3.25/10
Ok to quit your day job? 0.5/10
OVERALL AVERAGE: 2.08/10